Give Bernie a puppet for his right hand.
Only allow Donald to talk while he’s chewing a cheeseburger.
Insist that Pete wear shorts.
Give Elizabeth a wampum necklace
Insist that Joe insert a black tooth
Give Tom a jacket made of solar cells.
Insist Mike wear a suit with a dollar bill pattern
Give Amy a whip.
Give McConnell a piece of lettuce.
Insist that Nancy wear a bill cap backwards.