Having trouble getting to sleep at night? Answer these questions, one each night, to the satisfaction of your own brain’s thought processes. No cheating with the internet.
First night: Why is there a ‘p’ in the word receipt? There is no ‘p’ in deceit or in conceit.
Second night: Name three hits by Ricky Nelson.
Third night: What is the name of your second grade teacher? If that’s too quick, Who followed William McKinley as President?
Fourth night: A woman stands on the edge of a wide river. Her dog is on the other shore. She calls the dog to her. Strangely, when the dog comes to her side, it is completely dry. How could this happen? No bridges, boats or assistance – just the river.
Fifth night: You are a prisoner in a room with 2 doors and 2 guards. One of the doors will guide you to freedom and behind the other is a hangman–you don’t know which is which, but the guards do know.
One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don’t know which one is the truth-teller or the liar either. However both guards know each other.
You have to choose and open one of these doors, but you can only ask a single question to one of the guards.
What do you ask to find the door leading to freedom?
Sixth night: Using only the number eight (8) add eights together so that they equal 1,000.
Seventh night: Lying in bed, give each of your toes a unique name. Then recite them, all ten, three times.
Well, good morning! Did you sleep well?
Ancient Mariner
companions. The same could happen with younger kids.
loved ones may be close at hand. All these efforts to invade Homo’s anthropomorphic reality are just a step toward Armageddon. The next step is not to bother with babies – they’re too much trouble – AI bots may offer an age-seasoned teenage bot instead – or, if the reader is so inclined, adult bots (male and female) are available and quite charming.


see if he still had garden plants under the weeds. He seldom meanders among the gardens because more pressing tasks are calling but today he poked about, swearing at rabbit damage and on a positive note, discovering plants that had survived despite all the interference of weeds, rabbits and droughts – even some, like Hyssop and Spider wort, had emerged on their own.
support of any passing Monarch butterfly but has never seen any. Until today. A Monarch was bounding about in the Milkweed, seemingly quite happy. Small gifts bring great reward.
chipmunk. He’s always considered the chipmunk a mouse that is in show business; they have pleasant shades of brown with prominent stripes running down their back. We stared at one another for a long moment then the chipmunk went about its business.