If you plan to have a birthday party, would you have it in a yard or a yard?

Confused? One or the other means a measurement; the other means a contained area.

What’s the same about these words? rain, rein, reign, bane, sane, lane, lain, pain, cane, Seine, train, stain, feign, drain, crane, Jane, Spain?

It occurs to mariner that the human body has a limited number of physical noises it can make. On the other hand, the human is seriously verbose. Every other blooded creature and many insects have a language – even the elephant, the whale and the mouse but they are far more efficient.

Imagine you are a sheep at a big party of all the species. Sheep would talk to ANYBODY rather than engage a human. My God! On and on. Sheep can say all it needs to say in a half dozen tones.

A Jupiter scientist, standing on Jupiter, would observe humans and conclude a very large part of their genome is dedicated to obsessive/compulsive behavior. Further, it is excessive, that is, if it can be done, do it – do it bigger!

So it is with cars, rocket ships, oil consumption, computers, houses, travel, environment, entertainment and, yes, language. Humans are obsessed with making noises – even to Alexa. Will computers, like the sheep, not allow this verbosity to continue? Ever heard of an idiolect?

Ancient Mariner